Humpty’s Dump Bar and Grill

Reviews

• Cory S.

  star star star star star 29 May 2026

  So, this was my first time here. Humpty's was a place my dad would frequent when I was a kid and I wanted to bring him back there for Father's Day. The atmosphere is just as "divey" as I expected it would be. But, it is the historical cool kind of dive bar (built in 1959 and hasn't changed much, according to my dad). My dad thoroughly enjoyed himself and shared many stories of his time at the bar. This was his first time back in nearly 30 years! We both ordered a beer and cheeseburger with tator tots. Now, I'm from Sunriver and have pretty high standards for food because the choices in Bend/Sunriver are just heavenly. Humpty's cheeseburger honestly beats most of the ones I've had in Central Oregon! It had a great amount of flavor and wasn't too greasy. I especially liked how it didn't make the buns soggy. The tots were perfect and I like that they came with ranch dip. The service was a tad bit slow, but I liked it that way because it gave us plenty of time to talk. Definitely check it out if you are in the area!

• David T.

  star star_border star_border star_border star_border 27 May 2026

  Never again... seriously.  I knew it was a dive bar and I'm usually down with a good dive bar, but damn.  There is no way I'll ever feel the need to give them another shot.

• Autumn W.

  star star star star_border star_border 24 May 2026

  Wait staff was friendly.  Chicken was good but just slightly over brown.  It was cooked through but temperature needed to calibrated as to not over cook the outside.  Service was slow but since there was only the bartender to service the whole bar it was understandable.  
  
  I would recommend trying it out.  We will be back to see if we can give it a better review - it was average but nothing extraordinary.

• Britlee M.

  star star star star star 12 May 2026

  Had a blast playing pool with my dad! Cheap tabels! The bartender was kind and attentive. If I lived in albany I would totally become a regular here!

• Megan B.

  star star star star_border star_border 11 May 2026

  Humpty's dump bar and grill.     3/5
  Albany, or
  Bar
  
  Burger ordered: humpty cheeseburger
  (1/3lb burger, 2 slices of cheese, lettuce, onion, mayo)
  With fries
  Cost: $7.75
  
  Burger: the burger was good. way to much onion for the amount of burger, It was like practically all onion, When I took the onion off the burger was pretty good.
  
  Fries: the fries were good, I love crinkle fries :)
  
  Service: for there being only one waitress, and it being a little busy, she tried to come by. Food came out somewhat fast.
  
  Overall: I was not impressed. The food was average, the service was hit and miss. Wish I could say better things, cause I had a lot of people wanting me to try this place.